imbarisaxy:

kunaigirl:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

WHAT

She’s a witch

imbarisaxy:

kunaigirl:

stunningpicture:

My girlfriend is going to be an elementary school teacher. This is her handwriting.

WHAT

She’s a witch

zaynshair2k14:

bringingthetruthback:

tinalikesbutts:

So when boys want to wear tank tops, it’s okay, but when I want to do it, it’s indecent and my shoulders are going to give every boy in a 20-mile radius a boner?

if your underage and its a professional environment, wear professional clothing. women have sexual organs on their top half, men don’t, don’t you know biology??

breasts aren’t sexual organs and neither are shoulders do everyone a favor staple your hands to your ass

doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 1 [Part 2]

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

cleverkats:

Well behaved women rarely make history

-Eleanor Roosevelt

ultranipslip:

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

y’know, in *case* you weren’t on the moon

ultranipslip:

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

y’know, in *case* you weren’t on the moon

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

dorkmeetstumblr:

acanthachaos:

I find this so adorable :3💜

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE. #thedream

SPOOKY ASKS
  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

WLT